Entropy on the needle

They say that things often get worse before they get better. My Seed Stitch is a shining example of this. Even the cat agrees.

I will post no more photos after these because I am going to rip out the mess and start over. This time I will consult knitting resources to try to peel-back the mystery of the Seed Stitch. The shittyness of what I've created is a horror. Zoom in for better detail if you really must.